I hate weekwnd w*nk*rs!!
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I hate weekwnd w*nk*rs!!
Just got back from a ride , or should I say being cut up by some STUPID JERK in a renault clio with his mates!!!!
Doing one of my local country lane routes which has a high speed section and this idiot pulls right out ! Don't know if he couldn't be arsed to look or saw me and didn't care , whichever , it was emergency braking time!! Managed not to lock the wheels up and I know that they definitly work!!
I know I should rise above it , but half a mile down the road at the next roundabout I pulled level and let him know I wasn't a happy chappy
Neither was he and he expressed his oppinion by trying to knock me off the bike when we got to the next roundabout (2 very close together motorway junction). He then cut accross somebody else to get to his turn off.
These people make me sick , still very angry at the moment , so sorry for the rant but I had to get it off my chest and the house is empty so nobody else to offload this onto
Be safe out there guys , they're out to get us!
Doing one of my local country lane routes which has a high speed section and this idiot pulls right out ! Don't know if he couldn't be arsed to look or saw me and didn't care , whichever , it was emergency braking time!! Managed not to lock the wheels up and I know that they definitly work!!
I know I should rise above it , but half a mile down the road at the next roundabout I pulled level and let him know I wasn't a happy chappy
Neither was he and he expressed his oppinion by trying to knock me off the bike when we got to the next roundabout (2 very close together motorway junction). He then cut accross somebody else to get to his turn off.
These people make me sick , still very angry at the moment , so sorry for the rant but I had to get it off my chest and the house is empty so nobody else to offload this onto
Be safe out there guys , they're out to get us!
Last edited by hawkwind; 03-07-2009 at 09:23 AM. Reason: update
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Hawkwind
i had the same problem here, i just finished devellopement on a special device that fits inside the fairing does not take place and is triggered by the horn button, it does not take a lot of eletrical current, when someone cuts you off and you use the orn button, it direct a timewarp beam on that vehicule sending them back in time in the dinosaurs days and makes sure that natural selection destroys their genes.. i have place a demand for a copyright but the army is at my door now, if you wish i can send you the blueprint!
I have called it the idiot selector
i had the same problem here, i just finished devellopement on a special device that fits inside the fairing does not take place and is triggered by the horn button, it does not take a lot of eletrical current, when someone cuts you off and you use the orn button, it direct a timewarp beam on that vehicule sending them back in time in the dinosaurs days and makes sure that natural selection destroys their genes.. i have place a demand for a copyright but the army is at my door now, if you wish i can send you the blueprint!
I have called it the idiot selector
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Feel for ya mate.
I used to teach Karate and did a lot of Full Contact in my youth :-) I have a right that is comfortably 4 times stronger than any off my mates (tested with one on those digital readout punch board) - couple this with the carbon fibre knuckels on my bike gloves and I reckon I can get through a windscreen never mind a side window.
Oh and remember when you pull up at the lights - you dont have to find neutral to get off - just kick your sidestand down and dismount to the left - engine kill will be your friend
I used to teach Karate and did a lot of Full Contact in my youth :-) I have a right that is comfortably 4 times stronger than any off my mates (tested with one on those digital readout punch board) - couple this with the carbon fibre knuckels on my bike gloves and I reckon I can get through a windscreen never mind a side window.
Oh and remember when you pull up at the lights - you dont have to find neutral to get off - just kick your sidestand down and dismount to the left - engine kill will be your friend
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I use my number one main rule to try to avoid situations like that..
RIDING MIND SET = EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ROAD IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!
A few months ago (I did post it up here) I nearly center punched a dick head U turning on a crest on a bend at rather high speed ,only a few klms from my house... It was bloody close !!! but I think I near gave him a heart attack too
No **** Pete ? you attack the cars these days?
Many years ago I used to do that , but after a few high speed chases straight after retaliation , I now refrain from those tactics mate..
I prefer to just out maneuver the bastards and give them the ****s by NOT HITTING them
Then hitting the gas and putting a few fast klms between them and me helps me get over them quickly too..
BTW- I will take 2 of those ray guns please :-)
Last edited by CBRclassic; 03-07-2009 at 04:45 PM.
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Just got back from a ride , or should I say being cut up by some STUPID JERK in a renault clio with his mates!!!!
Doing one of my local country lane routes which has a high speed section and this idiot pulls right out ! Don't know if he couldn't be arsed to look or saw me and didn't care , whichever , it was emergency braking time!! Managed not to lock the wheels up and I know that they definitly work!!
I know I should rise above it , but half a mile down the road at the next roundabout I pulled level and let him know I wasn't a happy chappy
Neither was he and he expressed his oppinion by trying to knock me off the bike when we got to the next roundabout (2 very close together motorway junction). He then cut accross somebody else to get to his turn off.
These people make me sick , still very angry at the moment , so sorry for the rant but I had to get it off my chest and the house is empty so nobody else to offload this onto
Be safe out there guys , they're out to get us!
Doing one of my local country lane routes which has a high speed section and this idiot pulls right out ! Don't know if he couldn't be arsed to look or saw me and didn't care , whichever , it was emergency braking time!! Managed not to lock the wheels up and I know that they definitly work!!
I know I should rise above it , but half a mile down the road at the next roundabout I pulled level and let him know I wasn't a happy chappy
Neither was he and he expressed his oppinion by trying to knock me off the bike when we got to the next roundabout (2 very close together motorway junction). He then cut accross somebody else to get to his turn off.
These people make me sick , still very angry at the moment , so sorry for the rant but I had to get it off my chest and the house is empty so nobody else to offload this onto
Be safe out there guys , they're out to get us!
I remember a 4-way stop in college driving my truck, I had absolute right-of-way (because the van in front of this guy stopped with me!), I let the van proceed and then I went. This guy behind the van takes off and cuts me off, since I was in the intersection he looks over and flips me the bird. Not sure what that means to everybody else, to me that means f*** you, so I didn't take that very lightly. So my hot-head self followed this ***** to a parking lot, got out of my truck and was ready to throw down. He never got out of his car and its probably a good thing.
I'm not so angry now, so whenever I encounter a stupid driver, I will look at them with a smile and hold a big thumbs up and say good job idiot under my breath.
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I had to boot a car just the other day - muppet wanted to share my lane on a freeway onramp - I had nowhere to go, the Armco was coming, so I booted his wing. He got such a fright he dropped his cellphone (mobile) and nearly hit the Armco on the other side.
Serves him right.
It wasn't road rage or anything like that, just pure survival.
As a general rule I agree - drive defensively. The above was pure self defence.........
Serves him right.
It wasn't road rage or anything like that, just pure survival.
As a general rule I agree - drive defensively. The above was pure self defence.........
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I had to boot a car just the other day - muppet wanted to share my lane on a freeway onramp - I had nowhere to go, the Armco was coming, so I booted his wing. He got such a fright he dropped his cellphone (mobile) and nearly hit the Armco on the other side.
Serves him right.
It wasn't road rage or anything like that, just pure survival.
As a general rule I agree - drive defensively. The above was pure self defence.........
Serves him right.
It wasn't road rage or anything like that, just pure survival.
As a general rule I agree - drive defensively. The above was pure self defence.........
After all in the words of ancient kung fu master attack is best form of defence