ok so i got two stories that are just genius...
1) i had just washed my bike and i took it in the shop to dry it off and wax it. Well afterwards i was going to hit the town on my sexy 900rr so i climbed on and was walkin it out the shop (with it running dont know why) when i stepped on a puddle of water and me being oh so smart had on FILA's with no grib on the bottom so i just started sliding slowly to the left and all i could do was so"ooooh no...no no no no"BAM...my dad walks in and is like WTF happened?? so i walk around to pick it up and when i set it up the exhaust burns my leg cause i had shorts on.
2) i was leaving walmart and i saw some girls checkin me out...so i was like hmmm...i got an idea! so i drove past them and revved it up(catching the attention of EVERYONE) and then i circled around and as i passed them again i popped the front end up for a bit and stopped to turn out...well as i popped it up i look and there is a state trooper...he pulls me right then and there,gets out and says "be honest...WTF are you doin boy??? no dont tell me i dont wanna know...ok tell me" i try to explain wat i was doing he stopped me and said go home or im givin you a ticket...

so those are my events...both happened within about 2 hours of each other

 

Lol, some of these are great! Here's one of mine.

1. I was back pedaling out of a parking spot talking to a friend when my foot went into a pothole twisted my leg and the bike fell over. Luckily I kept my leg under it and minus a scuff on the exhaust and clutch lever the bike was fine. The bad was it tore the muscle that runs down the front of your thigh.

 

tell you what guys and girls,i DONT LIKE THESE NEW POSTERS ONE BIT,I THINK WE ARE GONNA HAVE A SYSTEM CRASH SHORTLEY. and that could be all your systems too think we need to give these people a wide bearth,what do you lot think? ive replied, and so have most of you,do we need to be worried?

 

^^^ umm... what? New posters as in people who have joined the site in the last couple months?

Anyways, I've got one for the ages. This was when I was really green and on an older 125. I was in a pretty upset mood and was riding a bit recklessly. As I had just come over the mountain road and was riding through the downtown area, I noticed a bunch of cars just held up. I had a moment of rage and decided, "RAWR, **** YOU CARS" and sped up along the right side of the cars (dumb). 'Lo and behold there was a pedestrian crossing the street. There was also sand covering that particular crosswalk. I slammed my brakes, slid, smacked right into him, wasn't going too fast, but fast enough that he got knocked on his *** and I slid for a bit. I got up and kicked my bike (double dumb). Then I ripped my helmet off of my head and slammed it on the street (triple dumb). Luckily, the guy didnt' get that hurt, we settled without the necessity of courts and I learned a few very important lessons by being one of the dumbest squids to have probably ever ridden on a motorcycle.

Things I no longer do:
Ride while in anything but a neutral to happy mood (but then again, it's hard to just be in a neutral mood whenever I get on a bike).
Ride like a nutjob on local streets.
Throw my helmet around.
Blame the bike.

All I can say is that I got lucky and I wish I had learned these lessons in another hard way without having to involve bystanders. I've also learned just how important state of mind is when riding. If I didn't try to shed that anger through riding, I would never had landed in that situation.

 

my best moment was unloading the wifes dirtbike from the truck. put an atv style ramp up to the truck and hoped on the bike and rolled backwards like i had many times before. lost balance, tipped to the right and my foot slipped thru the supports in the ramp and i ended up laying across the ramp with the bike ontop of me. luckily the bike was light so i lifted it off of me and no one saw

 

Mine should be trying to climb on the sidewalk to park along it but accidentally squeezed the throttle too much so I ended up being dragged for at least 4 meters before I let go and the motorcycle left me behind falling to the ground head-first. Good thing I'm (or was) a Hip-Hop dancer (pulled off some breakdancing stuff *LOL*).

 

mine was when i first got my katana. couple buddies wanted to go for a ride. no license or permit etc. so i went but only did the speed limit. ha ha they took turns riding with me then speed off and make someone else ride with me ha ha. i felt like a loser. but in my defense the back tire was completely bald ha ha.

 

actually take that back. last week thought i had blown my engine in my 900rr and had my bike towed to my gfs dads house. and while the case was cracked and was leaking oil. the reason why the bike shut off was because i had run out of fuel. ha ha. but it all worked out i fixed the case so now just have to worry bout putting gas in.

 

Back in 1981 I was in the Coast Guard stationed in the Florida Keys (I know, rough duty). I bought a brand new 1981 750F and thought I was the man. Not a week after buying it I ride it into the gas station to fill up and hit the polished like glass concrete next to the pump and lay the bike down. The guys behind the counter thought it was just hilarious. Last time I bought gas there.

 

was showing off infrot of most of my mates after buying a zxr 750, i was doing a slow set off burnout when i gave it some more wrist,, my fingers fell off the brake lever. the bike took off leaving me behind and hit a lampost ,,, i had bruises all over my ***, the bike was worse