Like I said she can make her body think it is pregnant. I don't mean no harm just telling you from my own experience. She should stop thinking about it and take a test. Congrats if she is!!!!!

 

maybe she doesn't trust you to be faithful while she's gone
and a fictional baby can fix that right up

if you only hit it twice and were wrapped both times you're in the clear
if she is knocked up it wouldn't be yours

always remember a girl can't get pregnant if she's on top
it's simple gravity

 

I hope you are kidding. Where on earth did u hear that?
Anyhow, my ex has completely missed and skipped entire periods and didnt turn out to be pregnant. Lots of things can trigger "period" problems. Stressing out about being late will only cause more probs. Also, always remember theres that pill now that can terminate a pregnancy very early.

 

Naw, JK...I've just been spendin a lot on my F4i latelly, and my GF was giving me **** about it. So I told her the hell with Christmas, so I'd have money for toys...in a just kidding way.

Mommy, baby, and I went out shoppin for presents today and I believe that $200 later, they should both be happy. But that cash would really come in nice for my toys.

This all just goes to show you that if you are havin a kid, you really need to start planning to finance and support the situation like now! I managed to get a family car, fill up a baby room, get a second job (part time), and keep mommy sane thru all the hormone BS. All that wouldn't have been possible at the last minute, you just need to figure things in a worse case senario and plan accordinglly. It will pay off later...then again, you might not even have to worry about any of this if she's not pregnant...but it doesn't hurt to hear it, make condoms a lil more respected.

~Adam

 

I take it you've never seen Knocked Up

 

Y&B...have you guys had an actual pregnancy test done or gotten one of those "**** on the stick tests"? I have only read the last page, so I am not sure. I willWestern Unionyou the money for the"**** stream test"if you'd like, and then you can know for sure. In highschool, I had a GF that was about a week and a halflate. She stole a PG test from the market, and found out we were OK. I had a scare with the GF before my wife...then she had her period...then she got prego the mext month...then I had a "white knuckle" relationship for the next 3 1/2 years. Keep us posted. Aparently, there could be money on your current situation.

 

I think my motorcycle is pregnant[]

 

Are you referring to your experience putting IITB or with internet acronyms?!?! [8D]
Yes, your guess is correct ("in da butt") and you should be good to go as long as she doesn't want to return the favor. [&:]

 

My wife says I have to take it in the butt before I give it to her in the butt, again. So far, neither of us are pregnant. Reminds me of that "Stones" tune: I can't get no...anus-action!

 

I wouldnt touch her.


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