When you spend too much damn time on a motocycle forum

 

...when you play MotoGp on the Xbox on the days it is too crappy to ride.

 

*Rather have someone ride your man (or girl) than your bike cause you dont wana cheat on her!
Don't have a man, but when I did thats how I rolled. LOL
*When you add a person in your cell, you put what kind of bike they gotnext to itinstead of there last name.
*Most of the names in your cell havetheir bike next to them. LOL

 

when riding in the rain can constitute as your shower for the day

 

When you spend an hour straping 80 pounds of army gear in a duffel bag to your bike instead of throwing in the cage and driving the 15 miles.
When you have fantisies of the track bike you could buy if you never bought that stupid cage.
If you stay up at night dreaming up ways to strap your 4 month old son to the bike so you dont have to drive the cage

 

Before you buy anything, Lunch,socks, underware, ect. you think of what you could buy for the bike instead, or how many of said item, ie: bigmacs, would be needed to buy a new tire or pay for a track day ect ect

 

when you ride all day and never get anywhere past the curvy black tops that are around your home town.

 

you went to the bank today to appy for a home equity loan that includes an extra 6,000 for a new bike

 

Did you do it!!? Tell us you did it!

 

You know your addicted...

When your wife nudges you while your sleeping because your holding your arms above you as if you were gripping the clipons and making sounds like you were going throug the gears. And you try to make a "smack her helmet back" motion with your head. LOL.