when your left arm is bigger than your right because you'are always carring the helmet everywhere....

 

^^ I should start doing that more. My left arm is tiny compaired to my right.

 

....when you downshift in your car and try to make the front end come up.

 

when u show everyone a picture of ur bike like ifit was ur first born child

 

your buddies think you have another woman because you keep refering to "the specialday you and she had last week"

 

[sm=happy046.gif]Thats what I do. And when I do have my first born it will be in the pic with the bike!

 

nice try. we know the real reason.

 

...you slow down going into a corner, move to the outside, and slowly ease onto the gas while hitting the apex and exiting on the outside of the corner...WHILE IN YOUR CAR

...in your car, you turn your head all the way in the direction of the turn...only to realize your looking right into your blind spot

 

when u ride in the freezing *** cold.....nothingcan top that pain.

 

you have 2 or more bikes, one is fair weather bike, the other has a layer of mud to protect it from salt and other road contaminents. (rain sleet snow you can ride it! just keep the protective mud layer on )