I am trying to patent various women's products that are enhanced with Valium, Sylexa, Haldol, and Xanax. Wouldn't that be great if everytime they put on make-up or perfume they would get normal. Even get some kind of seratonin modifier to be absorbed from her tampons.

Imagine as they are washing their hair, they get a quick dose of valium, not alot, just enough to de-bitch them. I am looking for investors, any takers???

 

HAHA, where can I order?

 

Count me in! Fish Fryer's "De-Bitcherizer"

 

Patent atty here at your service!!!!

 

Man, I want in. Early retirement, here I come!!

 

I like the idea.

 

I'll buy a few shares of the company stock

 

The more I think about this idea the more I realize that there is no normal for women. There is only bitchy, slightly less bitchy, annoying, and slightly less annoying. In all honesty, just sell the drugs to me and I'll slip them in her drink/food in a dosage I deem correct thereby removing you from the liability of placing the correct dosage in a product. This will also save you R&D costs when you start up. The 'knock her out' dosage will be the one I shoot for.... I'd be a good customer.

 

You are right. I stand corrected. I would still like to get to the 'shut the f**k up and make me a sandwich and get back in the closet until I need something' stage with them.