Why you don't talk on your cellphone in the restroom....
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RE: Why you don't talk on your cellphone in the restroom....
Funky Buttlovin. That was too freaking insane. Tears in my eyes seriously. Not from laughing but from it being such a emotionaly and ripping story. It's like watching a chick flick at 3am with cookie dough and wine.
I don't poo long. It's like a nascar pitstop. Pants down poop out butt wiped hands washedout of there.
But if I could have my way I'd set up DSL in my bathroom with a wireless keyboard, mini-fridge, microwave, and a telephone and take care of all my business in one spot. And I will talk to my friends while on the crapper(I don't got many friends for some reason).
Worste poop experience for me was at a braves game. I was tailgating and really had to poo. So I runto a porta-johnand no toilet paper. Run to another and no toilet paper. I get to a 3rd and we reached a critical point. I finally said Poo time with no TP. I figured I could get to the stadium and hit a bathroom up there. But by the time I got there my butt was on fire. Very bad day.
I don't poo long. It's like a nascar pitstop. Pants down poop out butt wiped hands washedout of there.
But if I could have my way I'd set up DSL in my bathroom with a wireless keyboard, mini-fridge, microwave, and a telephone and take care of all my business in one spot. And I will talk to my friends while on the crapper(I don't got many friends for some reason).
Worste poop experience for me was at a braves game. I was tailgating and really had to poo. So I runto a porta-johnand no toilet paper. Run to another and no toilet paper. I get to a 3rd and we reached a critical point. I finally said Poo time with no TP. I figured I could get to the stadium and hit a bathroom up there. But by the time I got there my butt was on fire. Very bad day.
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RE: Why you don't talk on your cellphone in the restroom....
Here's an add on. Dont fart in public. You dont know who's wearing infra red.
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