You my friend are my hero.
If only this could happen to everyone who makes the choice to answer the phone while on the sacred thrown.

 

nice lol

 

Funky Buttlovin. That was too freaking insane. Tears in my eyes seriously. Not from laughing but from it being such a emotionaly and ripping story. It's like watching a chick flick at 3am with cookie dough and wine.

I don't poo long. It's like a nascar pitstop. Pants down poop out butt wiped hands washedout of there.

But if I could have my way I'd set up DSL in my bathroom with a wireless keyboard, mini-fridge, microwave, and a telephone and take care of all my business in one spot. And I will talk to my friends while on the crapper(I don't got many friends for some reason).

Worste poop experience for me was at a braves game. I was tailgating and really had to poo. So I runto a porta-johnand no toilet paper. Run to another and no toilet paper. I get to a 3rd and we reached a critical point. I finally said Poo time with no TP. I figured I could get to the stadium and hit a bathroom up there. But by the time I got there my butt was on fire. Very bad day.

 

LMAO i laughed so hard i cried, i laughed to the point where it hurt. great post my friend[sm=groupwave.gif][sm=hail.gif]

 

Here's an add on. Dont fart in public. You dont know who's wearing infra red.


http://www.yourfunnymedia.com/videos...-infraredvideo

 

Where the hell is Telly btw?

 

awsome story hahahahaha

 

I think that was the best and most disturbing thing I have ever read.

 

wow...just realized this was made back almost a year ago...

 

A+ story. I lol'ed.