Why parents drink!!

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned
in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main
computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted
with a child's whisper.

" Hello ? "
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
" Yes ," whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, " No ."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
" Yes ."
"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered,
" No ."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ",
whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered
answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background
through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a
helicopter ."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are
they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... "
ME."

 

I love that joke

 

Damn kids....heh..

 

hahahaha nice

 

hahaha didn't see that coming

 

haha nice

 

My son did something like that when he was about four. He hid in our room and wouldn't answer when we called. After we got thetwo or three of ourneighborsto helpus look, we found him hiding in our bed under the covers...ranks among the scariest moments in my life...little ****head!

 

lol what did you do to your kid afterwards?

 

We just squeezed the hell out of him, and told him not to ever ever ever do that again.

 

like his ganna listen to u.