Why I will always wear a helmet from now on
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Good story, at least you can tell the difference between say beer and cow **** now so no fooling you. This is a better way to learn to always wear your helmet than other methods so not to bad.
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Dude...that sounds like a cowtastrophy! Too bad you didn't moo-ve quicker past the trailer. The best part was the title...you will always wear your helmet 
! Thanks for sharing that story. Urine good hands on this forum...no bull!
! Thanks for sharing that story. Urine good hands on this forum...no bull!
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Dude...that sounds like a cowtastrophy! Too bad you didn't moo-ve quicker past the trailer. The best part was the title...you will always wear your helmet! Thanks for sharing that story. Urine good hands on this forum...no bull!
Dude...that sounds like a cowtastrophy! Too bad you didn't moo-ve quicker past the trailer. The best part was the title...you will always wear your helmet
! Thanks for sharing that story. Urine good hands on this forum...no bull!
Don't be a meat head, wear your helmet always
Redcoat, & Maxwell's Silver Hammer, MVN and curmudgeon
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From: Mud hut, Zululand
RE: Why I will always wear a helmet from now on
Iffen I had my "druthers"-
I druther be pissed off...than pissed on.....[X(]
Nothin' like the smell of napalm in the mornin'
(except cow pee in my face)
A welcome shower, within the hour
To clean the pee, from bike, and me
And as I sit and ponder, yonder
Rides another, wet, like me !!
I druther be pissed off...than pissed on.....[X(]
Nothin' like the smell of napalm in the mornin'
(except cow pee in my face)
A welcome shower, within the hour
To clean the pee, from bike, and me
And as I sit and ponder, yonder
Rides another, wet, like me !!
Redcoat, & Maxwell's Silver Hammer, MVN and curmudgeon
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From: Mud hut, Zululand
RE: Why I will always wear a helmet from now on
How's this ?
ROADRUNNER
The light has come, I scan the sky
The weather clear, the tarmac dry
The road has called, and we must go
To places only we will know….
With rush of wind and angry growl
A low pitched predatory howl
The snick of gears, and brutal drive
We face the road, and come alive
A gentle bend, a lengthy sweep
The tyres are good, the grooves are deep,
She flies and sings the siren song
For here is where we both belong.
For on the edge is where we thrive
And here alone we can despise
The mindless moron changing lanes
Who never fell, and felt the pain.
The taxis blunder, bringing death
And cars which struggle so for breath
To climb the hills we fly with ease
Where we are free and find release.
They cannot know who do not ride
The overwhelming sense of pride
Which comes to those who live so free
Who love to run, like she and me.
ROADRUNNER
The light has come, I scan the sky
The weather clear, the tarmac dry
The road has called, and we must go
To places only we will know….
With rush of wind and angry growl
A low pitched predatory howl
The snick of gears, and brutal drive
We face the road, and come alive
A gentle bend, a lengthy sweep
The tyres are good, the grooves are deep,
She flies and sings the siren song
For here is where we both belong.
For on the edge is where we thrive
And here alone we can despise
The mindless moron changing lanes
Who never fell, and felt the pain.
The taxis blunder, bringing death
And cars which struggle so for breath
To climb the hills we fly with ease
Where we are free and find release.
They cannot know who do not ride
The overwhelming sense of pride
Which comes to those who live so free
Who love to run, like she and me.
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RE: Why I will always wear a helmet from now on
I would have been so pissed LOL oh wait you were LOL! Yeah always wear your gear for many other reasons then just a golden shower. An accident can happen at any time so be safe. Just think-maybe the next burger you have will be your friend that pissed on you LOL!
