So, I'm out riding earlier today just a quick trip to the pharmacy. I decide to not wear a helmet. I live in Amarillo,Tx. Our numero uno industry is agriculture. This includes a hell of a lot of feedlots for cattle. That means that at any time of day you can find innumerable cattle trucks on the highway. (see where this is heading?) At any rate for those who dont know a cattle truck is like a big box with ventilation grates running the whole distance of the trailer. So i see one of these bad boys ahead of me. No biggie, I see them all the time. Most people call them bull haulers. I and the car in front of myself decide we should pass said bullhauler. The car in front goes to pass and I follow. He gets up to fifteen feet or so in front of this truck. I am stuck beside this truck. It was at this moment that one of our bovine friends decided to relieve him(or her)self. Maybe it was the fear of the upcoming death at the processing plant or maybe just nature calling, doesn't matter. This cow must have been in the front of the trailer. All the sudden I get a face full of warm, thick and stinky cow ****. I immediately knew what was happening. It was all i could do to keep from throwing up the burger i'd had for lunch(talk about irony). So i slow way down and get behind this truck exit and go home, dejected,sad and alone for a lonely sad shower. SO kids the moral of the story is always wear your helmet. C-ya later regurgitator...

 

That story is Bull$hi+!!

HAHA j/k
+1 wear your gear.

 

lol haha and i was always scared of the truck tire blowouts!

 

i bet you where pissed maing!

no, wait ...

thanks for leaking that story to us.

no, hold on, i think we can do better ...

bovine showed you what he thought of your leathers?

okay, sorry, I'm out.

 

Never knew there was so much humor here, you guys crack me up, i actually shot milk out my nose.

 

yea just think if it took a shyt. or, or , or. So many reasons to wear your helmet along with gloves, jacket and boots at the least, pants are nice too.

 

That will teach ya! lol.

Sorry bout your luck. still funny though

 

man im in texas too.......doubt hes making this up as its happened to me in my car........sorry to hear that **** happened while you were on 2....

 

Amarillo by morning. Well I could get there in a couple of hours. Was up there a few weeks ago. Everyone has green grass. Ya'll getting rain or people just watering the hell out of their yards?


I like it when a semi has a blow out. Makes me feel like I'm in the motorcycle freeway seen in Matrix reloaded.

 

LOL



that's




funny!