Why i give up on trying to date in south florida
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RE: Why i give up on trying to date in south florida
You're gonna wait 2 whole days! You have epic willpower!....lol....
Where are you finding stripers with selfconfidence issues? I've never met a striper who didn't think they were hot and tasty.....
Where are you finding stripers with selfconfidence issues? I've never met a striper who didn't think they were hot and tasty.....
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I need to meet these Fla strippers. Up here, if you ignore one, it's like instant blackballing you. NO strippers will even come around as they all ignore you. I've tried plenty of times.[:@]Now I just go there during happy hour, have a few beers and a ood time and tell them in my best Seinfield **** voice "No dance from you!"
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Man, that reminds me of this time I was dating this chick, and she was HOT! Also, she let me do the kinkiest stuff ever to her in the bedroom. Dudes, I realized I was spending a fortune on her and I confronted her about it. She was like, "I told you I was a prostitute!" DAMN!!!
(not my story...heard it from some random comedian)
(not my story...heard it from some random comedian)
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[sm=funnypostabove.gif]........... voodoo thats funny as hell ! no matter how hot they think they are, they have issues, most of the time its a front, they all feel like meat most of the time, yeah there are a few out there who think they are hot and have no issues, they are the one's who have a great man at home!i don't know why acting like they don't exsist works, it just does, it takes some time though! and finding out where they hang out after work helps,pop up herefrom time to time, gives them something to talk about " i saw you at the tanning salon" she say's" Oh, that was you, damn i need to find a new spot" you say, its the confidence youshow them that makes them look, i just don't even talk to um till they actually sit down and stare at me, act like i'm on the phone or something, once they sit down you know your foots in the door, i haven't paid for a friction dance in like 3 years, NEVER GET A DANCE. you become a "john" to them at that point.
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It looks like I will be moving to Miami in the fall, but I will be with my GF that I love to death so no dating there for me, but can't wait to see the sights if you know what I mean.
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