I hate cows, they always jump out of no where. LOL! It was a joke, but people do hit cows and horses around here in the south...

 

Friend woke up in a tree covered in horse crap when hitting a horse ejected him from his mustang conv. Horse had the nerve to be alive, tho the Mustang was a totalled.

 

i just thought of one... you no when the road crews are repaving? they scrape up the old pavement and that machine leaves thos grooves, thats one of my pet peeves. god those suck to ride on. the bike follows the groove, you just gotta try to keep the rubber side down... hard to control, hate that sh**

 

I had to ride on a road like that recently. No more will I ever do that. I was following my mom and she didn't know that motorcycles can't grip unpaved road well. My back wheel was sliding all over the place. I had to take it real slow in those curves.

 

yes, CamPen I hear is just getting worse and worse, and I just arrived here to base for the least favorable times. ohh, on the note of you being familiar with the base... that mandatory club, thats kinda creepy.

 

My pet peeve is remaining civilized enough to remain a rider right now. Frickin cheatin, wife abandoning bastards with young kids needs to be shot in the face with a shotgun bastards. AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGH! Sorry too many beer and internet acess....Rant over

 

my fault for no jacket, 100+ weather, a freekin bee hit me in the chest at under 60mph and i had to slow roll to the side of the road to find out why i had been shot, no, i wasnt shot but noticed all the guts and feathers stuck to my shirt, it left a serious welt, ouch. beeotch!

 

OMFG. I accidentally found myself stuck on a LOOOOONG path of that with no intersections to turn off of one day. Worst part was it was like my 4th day EVER riding a bike. To this day that stuff still scares the **** out of me. That and bridges with the steel grate floors that make your bike just wander all over the place.

Related: I HATE that oil\tar crap they lay on the road when resurfacing. Not because it's slippery, but because it takes liek 4 BOTTLES of Bug and Tar Remover to get the crap OFF MY BIKE!

 

I had a June Bug get me square in the face shield at around 70mph. I seriously thought somebody had shot me in the helmet, as the resulting THOK and echo in the helmet had both my ears ringing. The thing just exploded, and all rubbing it with my rag did was smear it around. I had to ride on the highway with the visor up until I could find a rest stop with some cleaning fluids.

In case you don't know what one is, or call it something else out by you: They're these HARD beatles that love flying near moving vehicles, and get to be over an inch long in places:

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