What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?
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RE: What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?
i hit those that hit me...women want equal rights, well they'll get choked out, yoked up, punched, back-handed pimp smacked in the face equally as i would anyone else that wasnt female.Dont get me wrong, i dont start anything physical with women but i refuse to let them or anyone put their hands on me.
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RE: What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?
[sm=funnypostabove.gif] Great ones guys.....
A little boy walks by his parents room and stops at the doorway, he looks in at what his parents are doing and says, "And this bitch gets mad I suck my thumb!"
A little boy walks by his parents room and stops at the doorway, he looks in at what his parents are doing and says, "And this bitch gets mad I suck my thumb!"
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RE: What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?
ORIGINAL: 1993CBR
Nothing you already told her twice...
Nothing you already told her twice...
here is a better question. what the **** is she doing outta the kitchen?!?!
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RE: What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?
ORIGINAL: bergs
Try this one on:
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it.One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know."He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwords, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother..."
Try this one on:
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it.One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know."He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwords, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother..."
