a husband and a wife have sex in the dark throughout their whole marriage....one day the wife turns on the lights and the husband is holding a fake *****....the wife says whats up with the fake *****...the husband looks at the wife and says what's up with the kids?

 

Dude, you are the king.

But I'm claiming first post on the FF:
https://cbrforum.com/m_364715/mpage_36/key_/tm.htm

 

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you tell her to stop running duh.

guys think would ya lol

 

Try this one on:

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it.One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know."He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwords, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother..."

 

i just threw up in my mouth....

 

You mean you just threw up in your mom's mouth...

 

no...no that's not really what i meant at all?

 

That was nasty....

I think my heart dropped on the floor and my mind went into the sky.

 

A little boy walks into his dad's room, and see's his dad having sex with his mom. He just stands there for a min, and finally his dad looks up at him, smiles, and winks. The little boy leaves.

About half an hour later the dad goes down to the little boys room, the there's the little boy----------with grandma bent over the bed, drillin her like there's no tomorrow. The dad says "SON-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING????????"





























The little boy looks at him and says, "See--it's not so funny when it's your mom, huh?"



-Adam