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Weight loss from sex

Old May 21, 2007 | 11:54 PM
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Sex... whats that?

Oh yea... I think I remember. [&o]
 
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Old May 22, 2007 | 12:21 AM
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Well, give you guys a peek into my sex life, I burned 6 1/2 calories last month, but 2,348,861 calories with...um....self sex....that counts right? I beat that thing like it stole somethin from me.
 
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Old May 22, 2007 | 12:22 AM
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Q: What food takes away a womans sex drive......




A: Wedding Cake....LOL


Better stop before my wife gets bored and reads my forums, then I'll only burn 3 calories next month.
 
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Old May 22, 2007 | 01:25 AM
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ORIGINAL: Shocktroop

Well, give you guys a peek into my sex life, I burned 6 1/2 calories last month, but 2,348,861 calories with...um....self sex....that counts right? I beat that thing like it stole somethin from me.
Hahaha!!! That made me laugh soooo damn hard! Especially the last sentence...well done!
 
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Old May 22, 2007 | 02:54 AM
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never heard of the italian chandelier..
 
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Old May 22, 2007 | 03:26 AM
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never heard of the italian chandelier..
Rookies...
 
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Old May 22, 2007 | 03:40 AM
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OK, in case you kiddies are wonderin...... geeeeez......

One for all you exercise fanatics! If you want a high-impact sex position that supposedly burns a whopping 912 calories, The Italian Chandelier, aka The Italian Hanger, is second-to-none.
Not for lazy girls who like to lie back and let their man do all the work( AKA shocktroops wife), The Italian Chandelier takes a great deal of upper body strength and relies on a strong set of stomach muscles and lower back prowess.
Get it right, and not only will you look and feel more toned if you do it on a regular basis, but the level of penetration for your man and friction impact upon your ***** is unreal.



To do....

Man lies on his back with woman flat on top, with her back to the man. Named after the infamous European fine furniture, the “chandelier” will agree with women looking to burn more calories than most other sex positions.
 
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