So, in my 33 years of existance, I have come to understand some things I hold as truth. I have decided to share some of them, and I hope you will share yours...33 years old or not...



Girls with back tats are more likely to put out than their bare backed sisters
Lesbians are 50% more likely to walk around in public with no bra than non-lesbians
Teenage girls are 100% likely to find me unattractive
I am 100% likely to find a teenage girl attractive (unless she is fat and ugly)
People who think Kurt Cobain was the voice of a generation consistently have 20 less IQ points than my anus
Drinking microbrew is a recurring sign of strength and superior wisdom
Young women who appear in “Girls Gone Wild” videos are 100% likely to disappoint their parents and/or fiancées
Young women who appear in “Girls Gone Wild” videos are 100% likely to get a job where I work
Scratching the male reproductive area or the waste disposal area will burn up to 3 calories per hour
Screaming “F_ck You” to a soccer mom will help relieve insomnia and/or erectile dysfunction
There is a 50/50 chance that your parents are having as kinky of sex as you are[/ul]

 

Vodoo that list is funny stuff right there. I needed a good laugh after today.

What is this with the girls gone wild gal that works with you though? Worthless without pics!

 

 

I cant even imagine the last one! [:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(]

 

What [sm=jawdrop.gif]. Just get them some drinks and you will be fine. [sm=trust_me.gif]

 

hahahahahah good call jester... it only takes like 3 drinks to get an 18 year old SLAMMED (so I've heard from my friends who are in jail for statutory rape and buying alcohol for minors...[sm=violin.gif]