Top 10 reasons for being president of and working for the US Government.

10. What other employer would take 18 months to pick the right person for the job.
09. Let's them use "the ranch" more often than everyone's in their office.
08. So much for sick days?
07. As long as you have no scandal, you can't be fired over the next 4 years.
06. Publicly admit to scandal and receive first time offender status.
05. Use the secret service even you quit to go fly fishing and smoke illegal cuban cigars.
04. At one point it time, everyone's had a cigar in their mouth.
03. Brag about winning something as if it were a contest called an "election".
02. Spend 80+ million to Collect $400k p/yr, and $186k every year thereafter just because.

And the number one reason is...

01. You honestly did the math and thought you'd break even.

Waiting for the campaigning to be over is like having diarrhea, just when you thought standing up meant it's over, but you sit back down cuz it aint.