So I got busted tonight. My wifey accused me of pissing on the toilet seat...[sm=guilty.gif]. She always wants the seat down and I always want it up. I have compromised and **** with the seat down, but I miss sometimes...can't control my powerful stream [sm=icon_rofl.gif]. I know this theme has been visited before, but I am a firm believer in the phrase "look before you leap"! Do you guys ever sit down to drop a duece without making sure you have a landing pad first...the answer is a clear a resounding NO. What's wrong with the ladies? Sneak a peak before you do your business!!!

 

Good luck with that, I've fought this battle and lost too many times.

 

X...you are too stubborn to lose, or have we found your weakness ? To tell the truth, I am fighting an uphill battle...I feel ya!

 

throw cherrios in the toliet so when you **** you have something to aim @ and its like a game to keep you busy .. works for lil kids and old men to have troubles as well

 

The wife has an advantage

 

I only stand at a urinal or a tree/bush. Otherwise, I lack the complete control to not leave a few drops around the ring or what not. Rather than deal with lifting the seat and cleaning up after myself, I just take the lazy way out and sit my *** down. I keep good reading material in the bathroom so sitting isn't really a chore. SI swimsuit edition FTW

 

tell her the seat goes up and down... deal with it.

The world is our urinal! Men unite!

 

Install a urinal in your bathroom or **** all over the seat one time and then she'll wtf.

 

If we have to put the lid down for them, then they can put it back up for us.

 

Urinals are the ****!!! I'm not in the country anymore so I cant pee outside with out getting the cops called on me.