Lets get off mama's because I just got off yours.

(Hoosier1104 slides a beer to Dizzie and voodoochyl)

 

Just remember spleef before beer, never fear...beer before spleef...you're f@cked! (isn't that your word, and do I owe you any money?)

 

...Hoosier daddy? I am 'cuz I did this to your mama (pelvic thrusts...clinks mugs with Hoosier).

 

Damn (hangs head in shame)!

Next round is me. I left that one wide open just like yo mama.

 

Hahaha. Super Fly is the best. Cuz i did this to yo mama...yeah yo mama.

And i dont hit the spleefs anymore...maybe just for ol' times sake but i doubt it.

U suck but yo mamas sweet

 

Yo mama so smelly, last time she opened her legs I got sea sick!

 

I actually got sick from a stripper that opened her legs on stage in front of me and my friends. Im pretty sure she had been workin for a while cause she was not fresh whatsoever

 

Dizzie I think you meant to say it swung down and hit you in the fore head. Mushroom stamp.

 

Dizzie I think you meant to say that it swung down and hit you in the fore head. Mushroom stamp.

 

Ummmm....no. I wasnt that kid playin that lil mushroom stamp or puttin the ***** on the passed out kids head in high school unlike yourself, i always kinda thought that was a lil to homo-erotic for me. Now as far as that 40 year old stripper openin her legs and a green foggy gas spewin forth and chockin me goes[:'(]. But thats not as bad as the first time i got a lap dance, it was from a pregnant chick...try explainin that one to ur friends