Yo mama so white u need to put on sunglasses just to look at her shadow

 

Yo mama so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!

Yo mama so poor, when she go to KFC she have to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so nasty, when I call her on the phone I get an ear infection!

Yo mama so ugly, when she look out the window she get arrested for indecent exposure!

Yo mama's teeth so black, she spit Yoo-hoo!

 

Yo mama is so fat she has to wear a VCR for a beeper

Yo mama is so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck

Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is equator

 

Yo mama's so black her nickname in school was midnight.

Your hair so raged and ur clothes so ****ey that poor people give u their pennies.

 

Yo mama ain't so bad...she'd give you the hair off her back!

 

Thats some funny **** right there!

Yo mama is like a 711 open 24/7

 

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

 

I got 4 free tickets to see The Wailers motha facka's. Wit an open buffet and OPEN BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life just became barable again

 

I had free tix to the whalers, once, but when I showed up it was just a bunch of stinky fisherman with nothing to eat but blubber...

 

hahaha. I just cant wait to go there for the free OPEN BAR and drink red stripe till i puke all over the beach. Gonna be so much fun