Ahhhhhh, I figured one out yesterday as I went riding.

I hate it when you go out for a nice ride and notice that another one of those damn plastic windscreen screws has broken again!!!!!!! I swear i have been through about 12 of these damn things! What a engineering masterpiece!!! Call it obessive compulsive, but I just can't concentrate on good riding knowing that I have a windscreen screw missing. ACK!!! I would rather walk into a hot wings restaurant full of scantly clad women with my zipper down than ride with a screw missing! Ever leave the house and forget if you turned the tv off? It's kind of like that....it just grates on ya. oooooh for the love of beer...I need help!!!

Sorry for the rant.

 

Seems like everyone forgot to mention mopeds though... for some reason owning a 49cc moped suddenly makes you the most experienced two wheel rider in the world. Its crazy around here with this group of four 16 year old girls who swerve in and out of traffic without looking, and just doing stupid S**T in general.

I hate the bee that nails you dead center of the forehead, the one that seems to have materialized 600' down the road but is drawn somehow like to your forehead like some hindu mark.

potholes are a pain, but since I do ashpalt I can say now that all the roads that I ride somehow had all the bad spots fixed

Cell phones. They should tear the mic out of every cell phone out there, and if people want to talk in their cars make them use a bluetooth.

Women drivers no explaination necessary

Old drivers

Old women drivers - they are like a risk factor times eight

Harley riders - I live about 300mph from their Mecca (sturgis) so this is something unfortunately I will never rid myself of.

35mph gusts of wind

anyone who gets drunk and rides

Come to think of it, might be easier to explain who and what I dont hate:

me, and my fellow respectful riders.

 

The f***ign 1972 cement truck dropping 70 mph rocks on the highway !!
Old people who back out of their drive way w/out looking.
Hardly riders that ignore the wave(if i'm feeling optimistic and throw em one)
People who are too scared to have ever even been on a bike, much less own one, telling me how dangerous they are. **** OFF D/BAG.

 

Kids in tuner import cars (Fast and Furious), or their daddy's Beemer, who think they can take a literbike a drag race.

 

the person that has never been on a bike before telling me that they need at least a 1000cc's or more... lol

 

I hate when I clean my visor all nice and fresh, and 2 miles down the road big *** bug SPLATTT !!! Now I use tear offs. Once my visor gets all nastified I'll pull over and tear it off and fold it and keep it in my pocket and apply another one. When I get home I wash em and reuse em.
I read all the posts on this topic and I have to say I was laughing hysterically reading about the guy who hit an apple falling out of the sky. That is some crazy *&%$!!!

 

i hate the guy that was too cheap to buy a shifter pedal and stole mine...butthole...cost me $75 A$$ ....

 

Things I hate when riding...the end.