Originally Posted by Hangfire

Sure they have subs, only problem is the ballast tanks are filled with Fosters, so obviously they are only able to go under water on the first leg of their voyages. On the second leg they've drunk all the beer and the ballast tanks are empty and she's not able to submerge anymore, was why she was on the surface on her way back to port, duuhhh.

In all actuality, as far as I understand it, Australians don't really drink fosters do they Classic? Heard it's considered low grade **** beer over there.