The Stoned Koala
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A koala is sitting up a gum tree...
smoking a joint


when a little lizard walks past
and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala !
What are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a
joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits
next to the koala and they burn a few.
After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
drink from the river. But the little lizard
is so stoned that he leans too far
over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over
to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile
that he was sitting smoking a joint with
the koala in the tree, got too stoned and
then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this
out and walks into the rain forest, finds
the tree where the koala is sitting finishing
a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"


So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Dude, how
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Ok one more for the "I'm a fan" file...

 

id be lying if i said ive never said anything that stupid before while...impaired (USED TO! NOT ANYMORE! for future reference)