maybe it will give u diabeetus..or perhaps chlamydia..
take it like a man..eat the dam leaf, its good for you!! i wanna see the picture though

 

Careful for what you ask for Red, you might get a picture of him posing with it as a fig leaf.

 

I ate at In and Out Burger a few weeks ago, I pulled a 12inch long hair out of my Double Double (burger).

 

ewwwww definetly not something i would want to find in my bag of chips. At least is wasnt a severed finger or a loped off ***** covered in semen, but still pretty gross

 

^way to take it to the next level[:'(]

 

One time, I was slurping on milkshake. When I had trouble drawing more through the straw...thought it was a clump of ice cream. So I slurped and slurped, when I got something with an interesting taste... I then moved my straw around to find a couple dead flies in my shake.

 

A ***** covered in semen.........riiiiiiiight

 

I'll tell you how it happened. Every foodservice facility has hoods that suck the heated, greasy, smoky air out of the building...these hoods also have a fresh air return to keep the building from turning into a giant vacuum, as negative pressure in a building will play hell with the HVAC system...your leaf came in through that and just happened to land in that specific bag. Happens more often than you realize.

 

A lopped off ***** covered in semen better never come through my air returns!!!!

 

I think you're going to die, prolly had parasites and stuff on the leaf. So sad.