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Old 10-21-2008, 10:27 AM
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....I'm near the bottom of the bag and I pull out a leaf. A LEAF...WTF!?! It's a bag of Herr's Red Hot chips, 2.375 oz. I find this to be pretty revolting. Where did this leaf come from and how did it get in my bag of chips? How did it get in the factory? Did it fall out of somebody's hair? Did it get dragged in from a worker's shoe? What the hell else did I just consume?
 
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:30 AM
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Dah, just more protein
 
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There is a certain legal amount of foreign material that can be in our food. It shouldn't be as bad as a full leaf, that is pretty disgusting. I would sue. [:'(]
 
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:31 AM
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Like a tree leaf (oak, maple) or like a poison ivy leaf? That is definitely not cool. Call the 1800BITCH number on the bag and complain ... save the leaf.
 
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:39 AM
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Oh, I'm saving the entire bag. I took a picture and already sent a bitch e-mail to Herr's. Below is a picture of the leaf. It's nothing huge, and I'm well aware that foreign materials end up in everything I eat, but as long as I don't see it or taste it, I have no problem with it. When I do see it, even if it is something as trivial as a leaf, it ruins a meal. Once I have the visualization, all I can think about is Herr's employees clocking in with mud and leaves attached to their boots...maybe some worm and insect guts that they stomped on along the way...and I try to imagine how it got from their to the bag.
 
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:42 AM
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I live near the factory. When they weren't looking, I slipped the leaf into the shipment that was heading to Pittsburgh.

Their facility is pretty clean and I'm actually surprised that something as big as a leaf got through, though when they do bring the trucks in, they dump them directly into a pit of sorts. Might have gotten at that point.


 
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:42 AM
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ORIGINAL: shoortbuss

Oh, I'm saving the entire bag. I took a picture and already sent a bitch e-mail to Herr's. Below is a picture of the leaf. It's nothing huge, and I'm well aware that foreign materials end up in everything I eat, but as long as I don't see it or taste it, I have no problem with it. When I do see it, even if it is something as trivial as a leaf, it ruins a meal. Once I have the visualization, all I can think about is Herr's employees clocking in with mud and leaves attached to their boots...maybe some worm and insect guts that they stomped on along the way...and I try to imagine how it got from their to the bag.
Your avatar needs some proactive d00d lol
 
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Was the leaf cooked? Nothing like a fresh hot chip off the factory floor!
 
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A leaf is probably the least disgusting thing that made it into that bag of chips (rodent hair, fly legs, boogers, poo residue)...[&:].
 
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"so im eating a big chips"

lol im sorry, i know im not grammar police, but this had me LOL
 


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