SANTA!!!!!!
Freakin SANTA didn't come to my house again. Thats bull!!! I been kinda a little bit good all year and for what? So he can just skip right over my house. I bet those little annoying neighbor kids got something!!! I can't believe i got jipped again this year. I sent like 37 letters to him to make sure they didnt all get lost. I even went to 5 different malls to sit on his lap!!!! My list was not even that long. It was only 2 and a half pages!!! I even set out 7 dozen cookies and 2 gallons of milk!!!! Now i have to wait till summer so i can drive my bike up to the North Pole and give him and all of the elves a piece of my mind!!!!!
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Sorry Smitty...maybe he skipped your house for the same reason the kids don't come a Trick or Treating. If I were you, I'd get rid of that damn sex offender sign in your front yard (unless that is against the law in your state).
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
Sorry Smitty...maybe he skipped your house for the same reason the kids don't come a Trick or Treating. If I were you, I'd get rid of that damn sex offender sign in your front yard (unless that is against the law in your state).
Sorry Smitty...maybe he skipped your house for the same reason the kids don't come a Trick or Treating. If I were you, I'd get rid of that damn sex offender sign in your front yard (unless that is against the law in your state).
Dude... are you serious?!!!
You know that restraining order he put against you last year is still valid... after what you did to poor Blitzen???!!!
You know she barely was able to recuperate in time to make last night's flight... Hence that sign in front of your house...poor reindeer.
BTW, I wouldn't count ton the Easter Bunny, or the toothfairy showing up anytime soon...
...unless they start making chastity belts on their sizes.
You know that restraining order he put against you last year is still valid... after what you did to poor Blitzen???!!!
You know she barely was able to recuperate in time to make last night's flight... Hence that sign in front of your house...poor reindeer.
BTW, I wouldn't count ton the Easter Bunny, or the toothfairy showing up anytime soon...
...unless they start making chastity belts on their sizes.
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