SANTA!!!!!!
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SANTA!!!!!!
Freakin SANTA didn't come to my house again. Thats bull!!! I been kinda a little bit good all year and for what? So he can just skip right over my house. I bet those little annoying neighbor kids got something!!! I can't believe i got jipped again this year. I sent like 37 letters to him to make sure they didnt all get lost. I even went to 5 different malls to sit on his lap!!!! My list was not even that long. It was only 2 and a half pages!!! I even set out 7 dozen cookies and 2 gallons of milk!!!! Now i have to wait till summer so i can drive my bike up to the North Pole and give him and all of the elves a piece of my mind!!!!!
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RE: SANTA!!!!!!
Dude... are you serious?!!!
You know that restraining order he put against you last year is still valid... after what you did to poor Blitzen???!!!
You know she barely was able to recuperate in time to make last night's flight... Hence that sign in front of your house...poor reindeer.
BTW, I wouldn't count ton the Easter Bunny, or the toothfairy showing up anytime soon...
...unless they start making chastity belts on their sizes.
You know that restraining order he put against you last year is still valid... after what you did to poor Blitzen???!!!
You know she barely was able to recuperate in time to make last night's flight... Hence that sign in front of your house...poor reindeer.
BTW, I wouldn't count ton the Easter Bunny, or the toothfairy showing up anytime soon...
...unless they start making chastity belts on their sizes.
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