+1
i'm 35. and i've been riding since i was 5.. obviously dirt bikes until i was big enough to ride street. but my neither of my bikes will ever lie to me and tell me that their baby is mine and then me find out 18 months after the kid is born that IT'S NOT..... been there done that, never again. chicks suck! bikes are cool!
and my dirt bike doesn't get jealous of the time i spend on the street or vice versa. ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET is my new philosophy

 

I'd forgotten about this thread!

Just put a hole in your gas tank and call it a day.