Redneck Story
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Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower - Cooter, Pete and KC.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is
killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, damn, someone
should go and tell his wife."
KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive ****, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"
"Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies."
That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
you beer?"
"Well, not exactly, KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to
her, you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow."
&n bsp; Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
Rednecks are good at that sensitive ****.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is
killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, damn, someone
should go and tell his wife."
KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive ****, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"
"Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies."
That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
you beer?"
"Well, not exactly, KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to
her, you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow."
&n bsp; Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
Rednecks are good at that sensitive ****.
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