Whatevah dude, chicks did the gay, where you been? Someone they can go shopping with, share hair care and makeup tips with? Hell they'd eat it up I bet. It's the Original Stealth Sausage ploy. Sneak in there where they don't expect ya and have their guard down and insidously worm your way into their affections.

On second thought, scratch that. That pink visors way too gay. Try this, club them over the head with witty and charming comments and convince them to come to your place using your sophisticated "game". Or, failing that, buy some roofies. Either way I don't think a red chrome visors gonna do it for ya, chrome visors are one of those things that sound alot cooler than they actually are when you get them home and get used to them.

<No females were actually roofied during the making of this thread and slipping roofies to females is not recommended by the author of this thread or any affiliates. Do not try this as home.>