The stories are the killers. One guy at least had the decency to relate one that involved him on a bike. I'll relay it as well as I can remember and yall tell me what's wrong with this picture :P

So he's at a summer BBQ in the park. Been there all day and is pretty hammered. One of his friends rides up on a bike (can't remember but I think it was a Kawasaki). They start talking chit to each other, arguing bout whose the better rider. His friend dares him to prove he's better. The others at the BBQ try to keep him off the bike, some begging. He keeps insisting "I got this!" (direct quote). Hops on, rips out and wakes up in the hospital with the docs ramming a hose up his *** (checking for internal bleeding).

And he insists bikes are dangerous

 

my coworkers drive me crazy. I only have to deal with them for like 30 more days till school is out. One of the older ladies I work with loved to ride with her husband but now she is deathly scared of bikes because her husband was killed on his bike...

 

So the co-worker with the 600rr wanted to go riding this AM. He suggested it last Wed. Tho I'm a little dubious about his skills (he still drags his feet from stops) I said ok. He swore Wed, Thurs, Fri and Sat he'd call me early today cause he didn't want to be out in gear in the heat.

Been up since 7 am drinking coffee and waiting on the call. Now it's "**** it" time. Gonna drop the gf off at work, make some adjustments (rear brake lever annoyingly too high), wash / wax and I'm hitting the streets on my own.

Fecking co-workers!

 

Could someone get up to Philly and give Kuro a tissue and maybe a hug?! Heheheee

 

I'll send him a box for $2 plus shipping.

 

hahahaha the last person that started complaining bout riding to me i told him to take the tampon outa his *** and grow a pair of *****. "I ripped a toenail off. i cant ride" *****.

kuro im getting a few ppl together on the 16th to ride up to the del water gap. its bout 160 miles from levittown/yardley/newtown round trip. bout 5 of us are goin. all back roads from route 32-611 up to 80. grab lunch and head on back. if your down let me know. and the ppl goin arent ones for ****in around or hitting high speeds.

 

this issue does need a tissue...

 

lol... guess im a lucky one as well, three guys that work here have sport bikes and thats it... mine, and two r6's....