question for the fellas (nsfw?)
Yikes, my eyes are watering just thinking about it,and yes, I feel your pain.
Its your ****, do what ever it takes to make sure its OK - see a doctor !
Its your ****, do what ever it takes to make sure its OK - see a doctor !
You can actually break your dick. Its called a penile fracture. Yes you can fracture your johnson. Mostly caused from her riding like she stole it and it slips out and she piledrives it into her thigh or other area. Hence your break your weiner.
That is no **** true.
That is no **** true.
Was she a big girl??? Could you imagine if it was one of Dizzie's chicks? Your ding dang would look like a horseshoe right now!!!! 
Go to the Dr., have him put it in a cast...let everyone sign it, have a good time and live to play another day. Till then, you're on the disabled list, kid!

Go to the Dr., have him put it in a cast...let everyone sign it, have a good time and live to play another day. Till then, you're on the disabled list, kid!
ORIGINAL: BurryTheSpeedo
how in the hell do you go to the doctor about this??
"um, yeah doc, i think i broke my dick..."
how in the hell do you go to the doctor about this??
"um, yeah doc, i think i broke my dick..."
oh, and ten....im in the middle of takin a vow of chastity till i get my bike back together. then im gonna ride down to the beach and not leave till i get a bike ***** wit 34c's, ten inch waiste and a nice ars. never again am i doin a big girl....ever. ever, ever, ever, ever. under no circumstances am i doin a fatty again. NEVER!


