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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 02:47 PM
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ok this is werid . but i got to ask. last night just like every other night (except when anut flow is visting ) i busy doing my husbandly duities before bed. and during this my wife decides to take the reigins and jumps on. hey great ! then i am not sure what she did but it flet lik she bent my ding dang !! i had to stop !! it hurt much more thani have every done to myself !! i have done themissplaced ding dang and bent it before. even zipped him up (that really sucked) but nothing like this hell today riding to work on the bike hurt and this was last night at like 10... i think i need to put myself on injuredmembered list. damn ! what the hell didshe do to my ding dang ?
 
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 02:56 PM
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Probably bent it real bad. I know the feeling, not a good one.
 
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 03:03 PM
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Can you acually "bend" your *****?
 
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 03:04 PM
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yeah you can and trust me its not the best feeling in the world....... was out of commission for like a week.........
 
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 03:05 PM
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A fractured ***** is the traumatic rupture of the corpus cavernosum. This needs to be evaluated by a urologist.

Here is an article on penile fracture.
http://www.emedicine.com/med/topic3415.htm
 
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 03:51 PM
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^ experienced.
 
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 04:21 PM
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damn......

thats why you need to properly stretch before anystrenuous activity.
 
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 04:51 PM
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been there...i feel for ya
 
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 04:53 PM
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yeah...thats gotta hurt. happened to me and my ex...she was on top havin a good ol' time and next thing ya know she came out to far and caught the tip on her pubic bone. im not big on showin emotions and what now but that was the first time that i really wanted to cry sincei was a lil kid. started to tear up and everything. almost choked the biatch...not cool. but, mine didnt hurt the next day tho, u might need to go and see a doctor. ive actually read this stuff in mens health where u can actually "break" (ouch!!) it and never get another hard on again...that would really suck now wouldnt it?
 
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Old Apr 30, 2007 | 05:18 PM
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At first i wasnt going to post on this, but i have to get one word in.... This is one of those things that you dont discuss with other men. I dont even know what to say... I am lost for words. Get a splint would be my guess...
 
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