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Old Apr 23, 2007 | 04:16 PM
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yeah i love the internet... i was talkin to this chick on im and i found out she was 19 she was like you wanna check out my webcam so im like sure. then i found out she was FAT! REAL FAT!! as soon as she turned that thing onshe was buck naked, i was OUT!! so somehow she got my # and email and myspace now she is calling and sending msg like 5 times a day. i told her i didnt wanna date a 19yr old cause i am 27, shes like you could be my daddy!! im like WTF?? so i tell her if she wants to be my slave and give me bjs all the time and rub my back, neck, feet, whatever, we could hang out NSA!! shes like OK!! so i see how far i can go right, im like you can come clean my house a sh*t i thought she would give up when i said that. lol . no such luck. she calls MORE now!
Dude let here come over clean the whole place then fake a phone call and say you got to leave. I did that to some fat chick and never heard from her again but she also lived 2 hrs away.
 
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Old Apr 23, 2007 | 09:24 PM
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You guys crack me up...seaweed??!! lol






 
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Old Apr 23, 2007 | 09:35 PM
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**** that ****! don't let her come to your house, she'll rob ya ***!!! ****in breezies man, always doin crazy **** for me to laugh at.
 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 12:20 AM
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since we are on the subject of fat girls....
what do ya call the friend who hooks up with the fat chick.... a team player... haha
 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 01:24 AM
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takin one for the team, its all been done before, but if it comes down to it like it has before, ill take a less pretty than a tubby
 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 02:53 AM
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Maybe she's got a nice personality, Meaty 'ol boy. Just tell her, "My name is Meat, and you can't handle me (unless I have a blindfold on, and a noseplug)!"
 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 02:56 AM
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what about a zero gravity chamber so i cant feel 250lbs squishing me from on top?
 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 03:06 AM
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what about a zero gravity chamber so i cant feel 250lbs squishing me from on top?
... Or just hit it from behind... Your choice!!!!


 
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Old Apr 24, 2007 | 03:09 AM
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mmmmm i like big butts, and i cannot lie, but this is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, i wonder why
 
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