so everyone that has myspace/ facebook/ xanga any of those things has been hit up by some weird fat freaky hoes. well i got hit up by one on facebook a long time ago, but never responded. anyway she hit up my boy joe on AIM, and then hits me up, heres what she said SayWhaTaH SayWhaTaH(11:47:11 PM): im just looking 2 hookup
sensationOIIIO (11:47:54 PM): really
SayWhaTaH (11:48:01 PM): yeah
sensationOIIIO (11:48:11 PM): with both of us at the same time?
SayWhaTaH (11:48:16 PM): sure
sensationOIIIO: sensationOIIIO (11:48:20 PM): really
SayWhaTaH (11:48:43 PM): mmhmm
sensationOIIIO (11:48:46 PM): i get front he get back kinda stuff?
SayWhaTaH (11:48:59 PM): sure
sensationOIIIO: wtf man



so im thinkin joe (sensationOIIIO, that means caucasion sensation and the OIIIIIIIO is a jeep grille cause hes got a Cj7) im like you son of a bitch you
made that sn up, then i go on facebook and thats HER sn for real im like holy **** shes nutso then.............




SHE CALLS ME AUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i said she had the wrong number, hahaha sorry tubs, maybe the next guy

 

What are you doing to these chicks?? j/k... seriously that is some freaky **** there... How did she got your phone number? I am subscribing to this thread... This is going to be good... ha ha

 

Send her my way i will show her a good time.lol. Yea that kinda happen to me last night my buddy know this chick she hit me up on myspace and talk for a little and last night she was over here made my miss working on my bike but hey i was working on other things. she had a nice face but other then that almost as big as me. I feel sick now. uke:

 

my number is on my facebook profile, because you have to be my friend or go to my school to be able to see my profile, which limits the number of people and makes it so randoms dont hit you up ya know, but i have it on there because i talk to alot of people on there that may actually need the number ya know, esp some of the hotties i know from school and from back in the day, never know when theyll get lonley

 

I got stalked off myspace when i first got out to arizona and this crazy bitch had to get some serious investigative **** goin. my screenname is listed on my profile, so she aims me, then in my aim profile my cell and email is listed, so i get a call all of a sudden like "hey this is valerie" i was like who? wtf? she turned out to be kinda hot so i took her out, and she threw up in my car. yes you read that right, she puked in my car, no ****ing lie. I love the internet.

 

my friend travis took a hot redhead we know out right when we met her, went to a 35$ a plate dinner then a movie, and she farted in the movie

 

**** son, I fart in movies on purpose.... jk[8D]

 

yea SHE farted lol i make fun of her alot were good friends but i havent brought that up, he also made a grizzly discovery later that night when they hooked up[:'(]

 

she was really a man!?!

 

From the grizzly comment I'd guess "el naturale", or translated; one hairy *** bitch.