it's raining...[&:]

 

All your base are belong to us.

 

Niiiiiiice


(not refering to AK or anyone else in here)

Apriest a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar..... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a *****.

 

- I'm hungrier than a hostage....
- Happier than a hooker on payday....
- Happier than a *** with a bag full of d!cks.
- I've got to pee like a hooker after payday....
- As broke as a one legged midget.
- Shut up! You ate the friggin apple, now deal with it.

 

jiggle it more than twice and youre playin with it

im like batman, i cant go out without robbin'

 

Evil will always win , because good is dumb!

The chickens need water!

 

All your smurf are belong to us.

 

"My mom says there’s a lot of black people in Africa"
-Eric Cartman

 

God dammit who the f*ck is playing with my monkey *****.

 

If it wasn't for all of the aerodynamic drag, I would never wear a shirt.