POst the most random Phrase you can think of...
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RE: POst the most random Phrase you can think of...
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Apriest a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar..... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a *****.
Apriest a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar..... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a *****.
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RE: POst the most random Phrase you can think of...
I either Get what I want or I change my mind.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bike payments.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
And My Favorite ...... Useless Information .......
1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
(actually that may be peanut shells)
3. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
4. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
5. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
6. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
7. There are more chickens than people in the world.
8. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
9. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
10. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.
11. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
12. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
13. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
14. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
15. Almonds are a member of the peach family.
16. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
17. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
18. There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous and hazardous.
19. Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los angeles de Porciuncula"- and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "L.A."
20. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
21. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
22. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
23. In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
24. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
25. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
26. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."
27. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
28. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
29. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
30. On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.
31. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (DON'T try this @ home!)
32. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
33. Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme? Paul Reiser himself.
34. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
35. The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."
36. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
37. Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
38. John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
39. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
40. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
41. Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
Facts we cannot live without knowing....... It was the accepted practice in Babylon, 4,000 years ago, that for a month after the wedding, the bride'sfather would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the "honey month" or what we know to
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bike payments.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
And My Favorite ...... Useless Information .......
1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
(actually that may be peanut shells)
3. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
4. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
5. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
6. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
7. There are more chickens than people in the world.
8. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
9. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
10. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.
11. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
12. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
13. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
14. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
15. Almonds are a member of the peach family.
16. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
17. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
18. There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous and hazardous.
19. Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los angeles de Porciuncula"- and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "L.A."
20. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
21. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
22. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
23. In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
24. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
25. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
26. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."
27. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
28. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
29. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
30. On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.
31. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (DON'T try this @ home!)
32. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
33. Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme? Paul Reiser himself.
34. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
35. The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."
36. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
37. Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
38. John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
39. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
40. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
41. Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
Facts we cannot live without knowing....... It was the accepted practice in Babylon, 4,000 years ago, that for a month after the wedding, the bride'sfather would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the "honey month" or what we know to
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Sweet list ^^ I thought my eyes would pop out till a few years ago, LOL - http://www.mtv.com/onair/big_urban_m...g+To+Blindness
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The state of Wisconson is the largest milk producing state in the US (duh). It exports milk to Florida which is the lowest mild producing state, and the companies that produce and transport the milk get government funds to help in the process because of that. That same milk is reloaded back on the same tanker and transported back to Wisconson to be made into cheese. This happens because Florida being the lowest producing mild state gets extra government funds to help in the process of exporting milk.
Think about that the next time you pay over $4 for a gallon of milk.
Think about that the next time you pay over $4 for a gallon of milk.
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RE: POst the most random Phrase you can think of...
"Are you going to bark all day little doggie or are you going to bite?"
"Obviously you're not a golfer." -- The Big Lebowski's reply to the oaf that picked up his bowling ball and asked "What the **** is this?"
"I'm really wired.....how about we go back to your place and I eat your *****!"
Hahaha! That was as random as Hasselhoff on the tire swing.
"Obviously you're not a golfer." -- The Big Lebowski's reply to the oaf that picked up his bowling ball and asked "What the **** is this?"
"I'm really wired.....how about we go back to your place and I eat your *****!"
Hahaha! That was as random as Hasselhoff on the tire swing.
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