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Old 05-31-2007, 05:00 PM
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What's the difference between a duck? Both feet are the same.
 
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ORIGINAL: Flip

I believe this is clearly the winner:

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4139
wtf! didnt expect that one.
 
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Old 05-31-2007, 05:35 PM
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THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

f one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

thats all for now...


 
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funny quote from my WASTED friend at the mexican restaraunt last weekend

"maybe I should just fuggin throw up on this girl and get it over with"
 
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great ones leveltwo.....a few more....

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do they sterelize the needle for a lethal injection?

Why do they call parkways or driveways precisely that when you do the opposite on each?
 
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Roses are red,Violets are blue...
I like Spaghetti....
Lets F***...
 
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Old 05-31-2007, 07:05 PM
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we used to see a chick we'd think was hot and say "i'd punch her in the stomach"
 
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ORIGINAL: AK47

Roses are red,Violets are blue...
I like Spaghetti....
Lets F***...
im soooooooo using that on a girl one day
 


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