Holy **** (lol). That's a classic! I've always felt bad for that girl though. It kind of hits her all of the sudden, like an alien is trying to escape from her a-hole.

 

lol this thread is funny, im a little sad that i dont have any stories to tell, ive had quite a few photo finishes on some races to the bathroom, maybe even a turtle head poking out on a couple occasions, but i've yet to dump a load in my pants.. fingers crossed.

 

hahahahahh!!! that's an oldie but a goodie. forgot all about that vid.

 

wow this is one of the funniest treads i have ever read. i sharted on my bike once, so its ok. the worst part is is sitting in it on your bike on the way back. i **** myself 2 years ago, on a date....no lie! yeah that was kind of awkward.

 

I've learned to always do a test push before letting it go. I learned theres normally a limit on the pressures I have to exert to let something out and it usually indicates a fart or a dump. I start pushing slowly and push to a limit. If nothing comes out or if I'm sure its a solid I stop and go no further. Other wise, I feel like theres a bubble hanging on the edge of my *** and then I know its a fart

 

Wait, did you just say that you wish you **** your pants? Dude, do it, then you'll have a story to tell. Hell, do it at work! That will make for an interesting post!

 

hahahahaa... and i thought I had the ****test day ever... how did you explain that to ur date? or did you? Plus your poor bike... I bet you got poo in some cracks and crevices you dont even know about

 

wtf I *quoted* technology.... I think not... forums are getting a mind of their own.

 

It happens from time to time.

 

Your not the only one with special powers ... the forum is allowed to poop its pants once in a while too d@mmit!!