Pooped my Pants? Dammit!!!
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Pooped my Pants? Dammit!!!
This is kind of an embarrassing story but I just wanted to see if I was the only Person older than 7 that this happened to. Last saturday was my friends 21st birthday so I decided I would take him down Pittsburgh for the night. I was just getting over this stomachbug but I was feeling good enough to go out and get a few drinks. So I got ready and I was heading to my buddies to pick him up. Half way through the ride I felt a horrible cramp in my stomach. I thought it was gas and i was alone so I just let it rip. Well little did I know it was the wettest fart ever. It wasn't a full load of poop but enough to turn my favorite pair of boxers into skid mark paradise and it smelled so bad you wouldve thought I **** everywhere. I had to go all the way back home and change my damn boxers. Has this ever happened to any1 before. I told my girlfriend about it and all she said was she was just embarrassed for me. But i have no shame Cool people poop their pants. Right?
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RE: Pooped my Pants? Dammit!!!
dude one time i was sick has hell for like a week, well i had the same thing going, i was watchin tv and i got a stomach cramp well i got up to go to the bathroom , i started walking towards the bathroom and had this crazy sneeze, well i sneezed so had it knocked me off my feet and on to my ***, yeah well with that sneeze came a nasty shart, and it was a full load, water style, needless to say it was shower time and burn the boxers...lol
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RE: Pooped my Pants? Dammit!!!
dude one time i was sick has hell for like a week, well i had the same thing going, i was watchin tv and i got a stomach cramp well i got up to go to the bathroom , i started walking towards the bathroom and had this crazy sneeze, well i sneezed so had it knocked me off my feet and on to my ***, yeah well with that sneeze came a nasty shart, and it was a full load, water style, needless to say it was shower time and burn the boxers...lol