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Old 11-11-2008, 10:31 AM
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This is kind of an embarrassing story but I just wanted to see if I was the only Person older than 7 that this happened to. Last saturday was my friends 21st birthday so I decided I would take him down Pittsburgh for the night. I was just getting over this stomachbug but I was feeling good enough to go out and get a few drinks. So I got ready and I was heading to my buddies to pick him up. Half way through the ride I felt a horrible cramp in my stomach. I thought it was gas and i was alone so I just let it rip. Well little did I know it was the wettest fart ever. It wasn't a full load of poop but enough to turn my favorite pair of boxers into skid mark paradise and it smelled so bad you wouldve thought I **** everywhere. I had to go all the way back home and change my damn boxers. Has this ever happened to any1 before. I told my girlfriend about it and all she said was she was just embarrassed for me. But i have no shame Cool people poop their pants. Right?
 
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:33 AM
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no...no they don't....poopy pants![:'(]


 
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:34 AM
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Damn thats what myfriends have been callin me since the incident [&o]
 
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:34 AM
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this is one of the things you never admit to in public lol
 
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ROFL....sorry...but that's funny!...it'll be okay....eventually....
 
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this is one of the things you never admit to in public lol
I should've know better. Next time Im wearing depends.
 
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:37 AM
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PEEIN YOUR PANTS IS THE COOOLEST!!
 
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dude one time i was sick has hell for like a week, well i had the same thing going, i was watchin tv and i got a stomach cramp well i got up to go to the bathroom , i started walking towards the bathroom and had this crazy sneeze, well i sneezed so had it knocked me off my feet and on to my ***, yeah well with that sneeze came a nasty shart, and it was a full load, water style, needless to say it was shower time and burn the boxers...lol
 
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Old 11-11-2008, 10:41 AM
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dude one time i was sick has hell for like a week, well i had the same thing going, i was watchin tv and i got a stomach cramp well i got up to go to the bathroom , i started walking towards the bathroom and had this crazy sneeze, well i sneezed so had it knocked me off my feet and on to my ***, yeah well with that sneeze came a nasty shart, and it was a full load, water style, needless to say it was shower time and burn the boxers...lol
Haha that would've been so funny to see you sneeze off of your feet. Im not glad that this happened to you but in a way I am. It makes me feel not so lonely in this cold hard world where pooping in your pants is frowned upon.
 
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of COURSE you pooped you pants, everyone our age poops their pants, its the coolest!
 


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