Pooped my Pants? Dammit!!!
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11-11-2008, 09:28 PM
RE: Pooped my Pants? Dammit!!!
ORIGINAL: cbrsix
This is kind of an embarrassing story but I just wanted to see if I was the only Person older than 7 that this happened to. Last saturday was my friends 21st birthday so I decided I would take him down Pittsburgh for the night. I was just getting over this stomach bug but I was feeling good enough to go out and get a few drinks. So I got ready and I was heading to my buddies to pick him up. Half way through the ride I felt a horrible cramp in my stomach. I thought it was gas and i was alone so I just let it rip. Well little did I know it was the wettest fart ever. It wasn't a full load of poop but enough to turn my favorite pair of boxers into skid mark paradise and it smelled so bad you wouldve thought I **** everywhere. I had to go all the way back home and change my damn boxers. Has this ever happened to any1 before. I told my girlfriend about it and all she said was she was just embarrassed for me. But i have no shame
Cool people poop their pants. Right?
This is kind of an embarrassing story but I just wanted to see if I was the only Person older than 7 that this happened to. Last saturday was my friends 21st birthday so I decided I would take him down Pittsburgh for the night. I was just getting over this stomach bug but I was feeling good enough to go out and get a few drinks. So I got ready and I was heading to my buddies to pick him up. Half way through the ride I felt a horrible cramp in my stomach. I thought it was gas and i was alone so I just let it rip. Well little did I know it was the wettest fart ever. It wasn't a full load of poop but enough to turn my favorite pair of boxers into skid mark paradise and it smelled so bad you wouldve thought I **** everywhere. I had to go all the way back home and change my damn boxers. Has this ever happened to any1 before. I told my girlfriend about it and all she said was she was just embarrassed for me. But i have no shame
Cool people poop their pants. Right?
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RE: Pooped my Pants? Dammit!!!
ORIGINAL: FLYOU
oh i've got another airplane story that happened to me about 6 years ago... well, i wasn't the one that pooped. We were about50 miles from raleigh durham international, being vectored around from the west to the north. My Co-pilot gives me the 'Man I've really gotta poop'.
I didn't think too much of it.
We get about 5 minutes out and I ask my FO for the 'pre-landing checklist'. He starts going thru the list 'Landing light, Check, Aux fuel pump, check, Flaps 15'... But his voice sounded a little shaky. I look over at him, and he's sweating like crazy. We get on short final, about a mile from the runway, and he says 'I don't think i'm going to make it'...
We land, He jumps out of the airplane and slowly starts walking toward the bathroom. I post-flight, and about 30 minutes later, he is still in the bathroom. I go in there to check on him...
'Vinny, I didn't make it. Can you go get my bag?'
oh i've got another airplane story that happened to me about 6 years ago... well, i wasn't the one that pooped. We were about50 miles from raleigh durham international, being vectored around from the west to the north. My Co-pilot gives me the 'Man I've really gotta poop'.
I didn't think too much of it.
We get about 5 minutes out and I ask my FO for the 'pre-landing checklist'. He starts going thru the list 'Landing light, Check, Aux fuel pump, check, Flaps 15'... But his voice sounded a little shaky. I look over at him, and he's sweating like crazy. We get on short final, about a mile from the runway, and he says 'I don't think i'm going to make it'...
We land, He jumps out of the airplane and slowly starts walking toward the bathroom. I post-flight, and about 30 minutes later, he is still in the bathroom. I go in there to check on him...
'Vinny, I didn't make it. Can you go get my bag?'
and I live like 20 miles from RDI, word
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Ok well I thought it over and thought I could share my shart story.
Back in 03 while I was in training for the AF, a buddy of mine and I decided to go see a movie. I cannot remember what movie it was but it was the last one of the night. We went to get something to eat near the theater. What whatever I ate did not agree with me. I was went to the restroom in the mall and all the damn stalls were taken. I waited for seemed like a eternity for one to open up and then it happened.
A few seconds later a damn stall opens up (figures). I go into to it, sit down and finish my business. I wiped my *** and figured it smelled horrible and could not go into the theater like this. So I take my boxers off and throw them away. Walked out like nothing happened but grasping my stomach. My friend looks at me like what the hell is wrong with you. I told him I did not feel well and needed to get back to the dorm. He said "But the movie is about to start!". I bought his ticket from him and we headed back to the dorms. We caught a cab and it smelled horrible in there.
Once I got back, my room mate was not in thank god, immediately took a shower. Took all my clothes down to wash them. Needless to say I forgot about that experience until I read this thread. Thanks guys. I have to go take a dump now.
Back in 03 while I was in training for the AF, a buddy of mine and I decided to go see a movie. I cannot remember what movie it was but it was the last one of the night. We went to get something to eat near the theater. What whatever I ate did not agree with me. I was went to the restroom in the mall and all the damn stalls were taken. I waited for seemed like a eternity for one to open up and then it happened.
A few seconds later a damn stall opens up (figures). I go into to it, sit down and finish my business. I wiped my *** and figured it smelled horrible and could not go into the theater like this. So I take my boxers off and throw them away. Walked out like nothing happened but grasping my stomach. My friend looks at me like what the hell is wrong with you. I told him I did not feel well and needed to get back to the dorm. He said "But the movie is about to start!". I bought his ticket from him and we headed back to the dorms. We caught a cab and it smelled horrible in there.
Once I got back, my room mate was not in thank god, immediately took a shower. Took all my clothes down to wash them. Needless to say I forgot about that experience until I read this thread. Thanks guys. I have to go take a dump now.
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