I remember that thread, hilarious!

 

 

 

wow, that would be evil.

 

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i already lost hahahahah busted up laughing at the guy in the second rows faced

 

If you have a lot of time to kill, the Fark.com ******** Conundrum thread is legendary.

 

is that joe rogan?

 

 

 

Think You’ve had a Hard day at work? Try this out……On your way home from work, stop at your local chemist and go to the thermometer section. Purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. BE VERY SURE YOU GET THIS BRAND!!!!!When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on the table so that it will not become chipped or broken.NOW THE FUN PART BEGINS!!!!!Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement that says:“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud 5 times,“I am so glad I do not work in the ‘Thermometer Quality Control Department’ at Johnson & Johnson……….”HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE **** THAN YOURS !!