The OFFICIAL *u Laugh u Lose* thread
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It was the Kiwi thing I couldn't be bothered being offended about (note username).
But now I feel pressured to jump on a high horse about dis respective comments about Kiwis (and also by association Irish, I seem to recall spud comments being made).
I recall a Clarkson comment some time ago, someone was trying to get him on some bandwagon to help save the last of the endangered Sumatran tigers.
"If we don't all take immediate action, our children will never get to see a Sumatran tiger in the wild"
"Quite frankly, if my daughters are backpacking through Sumatran jungle, I'd probably prefer it if they didn't meet a wild untamed tiger"
For every good reason to get offended, take action, and get involved; there is an equally good reason just to chill, have a beer and really think about if this cause is really where you want your life to lead you.
Personally, I find the "chill and have a beer" option a preferable one.
One-eyed biased rant over. Normal transmissions will resume shortly.
But now I feel pressured to jump on a high horse about dis respective comments about Kiwis (and also by association Irish, I seem to recall spud comments being made).
I recall a Clarkson comment some time ago, someone was trying to get him on some bandwagon to help save the last of the endangered Sumatran tigers.
"If we don't all take immediate action, our children will never get to see a Sumatran tiger in the wild"
"Quite frankly, if my daughters are backpacking through Sumatran jungle, I'd probably prefer it if they didn't meet a wild untamed tiger"
For every good reason to get offended, take action, and get involved; there is an equally good reason just to chill, have a beer and really think about if this cause is really where you want your life to lead you.
Personally, I find the "chill and have a beer" option a preferable one.
One-eyed biased rant over. Normal transmissions will resume shortly.
Cheers, SB
Are you going to use your awesome powers as a user with BIG ITALIC FONT GREY USERNAME to take me out?
Whatever; hope your daughters pet rabbit dies a slow and horrible death.
Whatever; hope your daughters pet rabbit dies a slow and horrible death.
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Just a thing I happened to come up with on the fly while having an... accentuated conversation with my wife...
Trying to follow a woman's instructions or a plan of action usually is like being a deaf man at Nelson Mandela's funeral: whole lotta random flailing but you don't got the slightest clue what the f!@# 's going on!
Trying to follow a woman's instructions or a plan of action usually is like being a deaf man at Nelson Mandela's funeral: whole lotta random flailing but you don't got the slightest clue what the f!@# 's going on!
Got in one Mattson, absolutely no concept of cost or work involved.
"Can't I just Google it and make it happen?"
"Yes, of course you can, but if that's what you want to happen, maybe you should have thought about that before you spent a couple of K on another diamond ring"
Just saying.
"Can't I just Google it and make it happen?"
"Yes, of course you can, but if that's what you want to happen, maybe you should have thought about that before you spent a couple of K on another diamond ring"
Just saying.
Last edited by kiwi TK; Feb 4, 2014 at 05:13 AM.
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Just a thing I happened to come up with on the fly while having an... accentuated conversation with my wife...
Trying to follow a woman's instructions or a plan of action usually is like being a deaf man at Nelson Mandela's funeral: whole lotta random flailing but you don't got the slightest clue what the f!@# 's going on!
Trying to follow a woman's instructions or a plan of action usually is like being a deaf man at Nelson Mandela's funeral: whole lotta random flailing but you don't got the slightest clue what the f!@# 's going on!
Cheers, SB
