<<Same as sn ... breeze, kewl breeze

back in h.s. i while on the soccer field one of the huge bro's from the football field next to us walked over on break and asked what my real name meant and i made the mistake of giving him the long poetic answer and after all that all he remembered was the one small insignificant part being something about an ocean breeze and replied "right on then cool breeze" and walked off sipping his coke through a straw. others overheard and it stuck ever since.

 

I officially dub thee..."Meat". Kind of like the movie Porky's (an 80's classic). You are a red-blooded, drinkin', skirt chasin', workin' out, motorcycle ridin', opinionated young man...that sounds like a "Meat" to me.

 

My last name kind of sounds like the Chia pet. You know, that stupid plant thing that grows. Growing up, people joked and teased about my last name so much I'm used to it now. They would go Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIA! Even though my last name isn't spelt quite the same...I actually still get that name from time to time. It died, but came back when I went through this fire academy. Now, I hear it all the time when I'm at the fire station. You don't get where I am being thin-skinned!

 

My real name is Dan Dolphus.Been called D-Luv mostly, also Double D, just "D", Dandel, Warren D(warren is my middle name), dolface.

 

nice

 

Most young ladies refer to me as "King Ding-a-Ling" or "Dong-a-saurus Rex"

lmao

my name is brian hassell, and its usually just hassell to most people
it started in high school, you know how coaches always call people by last name. now most people dont know my first name, lol.

 

Nobody ever called you Hassellhoff? I'm sure they did, though.

 

My name: Andrew
Nickname: Honky

I went to a private school with 1 black kid and he decided to nickname me Honky! I used to hate it but now I don't mind at all.

 

Damn voodoo you read my mind. Hassell people had to of called you hassellhoff, I would have.

 

lol sorry it took so long to respond to you guys, but yea, i completeley forgot, yea, lots of people call me hasselhoff, or haslett, like the former n.o. saints head coach