I thought it might be funny/embarrassing to post up your nicknames. I'll go first:
My real name is Chris Graves so I get called Crispy Wheats, and Biscuits (a reference to biscuits and gravy) from the guys at work. My wife calls me Mr. McPoo and I call her Groovus McPoo or Mrs. McPoo(said in the thickest Scottish accent I can muster). When I was little, my family used to call me Critter, and all my aunts and uncles still call me that. Whose next?

 

nutzac, pretty self explanitory, even tho its very very rarley used, some foreign kid thought it was funny when i was in the 9th grade, but only 2 or 3 people ever say it, and they barley use it

 

Rooster. I started dipping when I was 16 and the stuff I dipped was called Rooster Icy Mint. Well everyone saw the can and the name kinda stuck... That and everyone here has taken to calling me Telly so I guess I can claim that one too.

 

when i was younger it would make me so mad.my nick name is b-rad.now though everyone family and friend call me by it and it doesnt bother me anymore...b-----rad..and im sure u can guess what my name is...

 

Real name: Eric Bellingrath
Nicknames include: LJ, Lord, Jersey, Lord Jersey, Glow Lord.

LJ

 

Everything from "Cousin It'..during my Metal band, long hair metal days to "Gordo" by a co-worker, never understood that one
...to "baby" by some temporarily infatuated female.

(The last one...they tend to become UN-infatuated after about 4-6 months.)

 

Lol, i've got you all beat...
Real Name : Drew Cross
Cross, Drewbie, Druina, Drewseph, Princess, and The Pope, but i know there were more.

 

Real name Leo White
Nicknames: Lewie,leon,Luigi,beetle(since 2nd grade don't know why) and girlfriend calls me babe.

 

my friends in Texas called me "city" because they were all from the country and I was a city guy and worked a 9-5 in business clothes.

 

my real name is cesear...for some reason girls think its cute to call me cesey (pronounced like CZ)