Need ya'lls help
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RE: Need ya'lls help
Sounds like that time I caught gonorrhea by doing some chick on the floor of my bathroom.
Hurt...burned like acid and jalapenos in the ****** when I took a ****.
I got sick about 1-2 days later...had to go to the hospital for hours while they ran tests.
Doctor's came back with about 2, 1 foot long needles.
One shot in each hip.
Felt dizzy going home in the car
Then as soon as I hit the living room, which had wood floors thankfully...I projectile vomited...
I mean Linda Blair looked like a water gun compared to the 2-3 huge gushes of puke that covered the entire living room floor
like it was New Orleans in a Hurricane and the damn broke.
Fell asleep while my drummer cleaned it up.
Woke up...felt great...had a big bowl of cereal...then went back to bidness as usual the next day.
Never saw that chick again. Thank God.
Hurt...burned like acid and jalapenos in the ****** when I took a ****.
I got sick about 1-2 days later...had to go to the hospital for hours while they ran tests.
Doctor's came back with about 2, 1 foot long needles.
One shot in each hip.
Felt dizzy going home in the car
Then as soon as I hit the living room, which had wood floors thankfully...I projectile vomited...
I mean Linda Blair looked like a water gun compared to the 2-3 huge gushes of puke that covered the entire living room floor
like it was New Orleans in a Hurricane and the damn broke.
Fell asleep while my drummer cleaned it up.
Woke up...felt great...had a big bowl of cereal...then went back to bidness as usual the next day.
Never saw that chick again. Thank God.
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RE: Need ya'lls help
ORIGINAL: rangerscott
Its kinda personal but I want to ask everyone on the internet and for everyone to know that after I pet it, it burns when I pee.
You know its personal, but I thought ya'll should know.
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Its kinda personal but I want to ask everyone on the internet and for everyone to know that after I pet it, it burns when I pee.
You know its personal, but I thought ya'll should know.
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Maybe you need Michael Clarke Duncan to grab your crotch.
