Its kinda personal but I want to ask everyone on the internet and for everyone to know that after I pet it, it burns when I pee.


You know its personal, but I thought ya'll should know.


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Sounds real personal and I am no doctor buy might be something funky going on with your junky

 

Brandon. You've got Russian Root Rot. Not to be confused with Bohemian bag bugs or Asian *** ants and definitely not Libyan leg lice the Bad Thing about Russian Root Rot is one day. You will be standing at the urinal, and it'll just come off in your hand it eats from the inside out but youcan take care of it now and save your self from becoming permanently maimed. Do you have a number two Phillips screwdriver some cotton ***** and a rubber band and some iodine. If you do, just PM me I will tell you how to get started on the Short process to curate itLOL

 

Yeah, we're not Dr's sooo...but again, I was in Med-School.

Good news is that it's probally just a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection). Drink LOTS of water! Try not to eat/drink anything with high sugar content or sodium levels.

Bad news is, you have an STD.

 

i would suggest cutting it off, good luck with that

 

Ya'll didnt get the joke. Thats ok.

https://cbrforum.com/m_437193/tm.htm

 

What do you mean? It's not a joke to me. I accidentally swallowed a little piece of tin foil and now it burns when I **** and when I have to back the brown Buick out of the driveway. Am I going to die?

 

Yes you are. I will prepare the e-ceremony for you.

 

Sounds like the bullheaded clap to me. Take a large rubber mallet n hammer the snot out of it til all the *****(sp?) comes out of it.

 

Let us know the outcome........