Well to my little sane, safe haven of an island ... you people seem to be crazeeee! ...lol sorry!

 

i know.. i still need me some regular lovin.

 

Well the UK is full of nice normal girls looking for a man to worship ...

 

do what i did - get a girlfriend who has a dog, and get yourself a cat.

the cat is always around so i have a companion

the gilfriend comes over almost every day, and brings her dog so I have ::some:: time to myself (I get off work about an hour before she comes to my house) and she brings her dog who is hilarious and fun to play with.

just be careful if your g/f loves dressing up you AND the pets for halloween or you'll end up looking like this...






hahaha, it's worth it though, and at least i got to be the king bee! lol

 

LOL I just burst out laughing in the office when I read the headline. That's some funny ****. Using the word "girlfriend" may help you land a bitch, LOL.

Kiker that pic is awesome.

 

Duely noted Jules.. lol..

And Kiker.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! thats a great pic! Your girlfriend have any friends that look just like her and wont make me dress up like an insect? lol

 

haha, she's a keeper and unfortunatly, no, she doesn't have any friends who look like her... but the friends she does have probably would still dress you up like an insect :-p so i guess it's kinda lose lose...

here's two more pics for your enjoyment (I could do this alll day)

 

Problem A: College girls. No.

Cat Solution: No.... any real cat owner knows that they are just a piece of furnature in the cat's house. Cats **** in our houses and use us for their purposes. They also steal your chair if you get up to use the bathroom.[sm=noooo.gif] I have two cats.

Dog Solution: Yes... as long as you get a rescue dog and give her a good home. Great thing about dogs is that you're a god to them. I love my little mutt and she just goes ape **** when I take her for her daily walk/run. Making her happy makes me happy. Just make sure you get one that is more submissive than dominant. It will make training that much easier. Plus, dogs are a great way to meet women... esp if the dog it cute.

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get the dog...trust me