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Old 03-26-2008, 08:32 AM
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So I am getting really sick of coming home to my ****ing laptop, so I have decided that i either need a Dog or a Girlfriend. And pretty quick as well before i lose my sanity.

Anyone else?
 
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:34 AM
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Not me. Already got the wife, the daughter and the dog. My house if full of bitches. Lol.
 
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:36 AM
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Be careful what you wish for, I'd rephrase that to a pregnant dog or a nice lady. You don't want to come home to a human bitch...trust me LOL
 
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:37 AM
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ill admit its ok sometimes..its about 50/50 for me..there good to have for the most part..its the when they dont leave you alone and let you go do anything part..ive set down the rules before tho
 
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:37 AM
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Awww... poor Zac, I'm thinking of dog when I get better ..fed up of the silence ...
 
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:39 AM
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Well my analysis is that a well trained dog can do many of the things that a girlfriend can do, but it is no substitute. However, dogs are not crazy, so they have that advantage.

Why don't you set goals for yourself, hit on 10 women per day. The law of averages will help you within a few days. My favorite move was to look confused in laundry detergent aisle, I would go shopping 3 or 4 times per day, it kept me busy but it also gave me practice, also you have to embrace rejection, it is not personal, women understand that you want to do naughty filthy things to them so for the most part you are the enemy. However, sometimes you come across one that is naughty filthy and has some free time.

Good luck my Son, I hope this helped.
 
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:41 AM
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Why does lamb to the slaughter come to mind ..be careful Zac, your world is totally CRAZEEEE. ...lol

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Old 03-26-2008, 08:44 AM
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oh.. dont get me wrong.. im probably too outgoing, and have no fear of rejection... Just sick of the turnover rate i have been having with the college girls here..

looking for something more steady..

the bonus with a girlfriend is i dont have to wait untill she dies to get rid of her is she sucks..

if i get a dog and it turns out to be the devil then im ****ed with 12yrs of its ****....

 
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:47 AM
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ORIGINAL: Juliet

Why does lamb to the slaughter come to mind ..be careful Zac, your world is totally CRAZEEEE. ...lol

Jules
Please elaborate.. its too early for me to break down English Humor..lol
 
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Old 03-26-2008, 08:48 AM
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THIS is the BEST thread on here........... get a dog, i have a girl and dog,,,,,,,, dog lives here girl does NOT, but a dog cant bl$w you. so the girl who comes over 3 times a week for that reason
 


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